The running joke my wife and I have is that we’ve been social distancing for years now, way before it was cool.  Nice to see they finally found a name for it now that everyone’s doing it!

What’s it called when a chameleon isn’t able to change colors?

***Reptile dysfunction***

What does a frog do when his car won’t start?

***He gets a jump***

What does he do if this doesn’t work?

***He gets it toad***